Who Does She Think She Is?

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Yeah, Houston’s on the Map Now!

Posted by Joni in General

Well, now that Clara Harris has been given a 20-year prison sentence, we can add her name to the list of nefarious people who have managed to put Houston on the map: Wanda (the cheerleader murdering mom), Andrea Pia Yates (the baby drowning mom), Enron (the pillager and plunderer), and now Clara (the black widow).

Can we possibly have some positive news coming out of Houston for a change? Judging by our newspaper headlines, apparently not. Everyone must think we’re a bunch of inbred, backward, fornicating, coveting, greedy miscreants. And fat too.

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