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  • Boooorrrreeeeddd!!! Time for some more hot coffee. 90 more minutes. #TrappedAtWork #
  • Attagirl! :) RT @TheJenATX: Now we return to regular stupid tweets and general nonsense. Feels good to be back. :) #
  • We need you, Donnie Brasco! RT @JesseNewhart: Top US drug cop can't tell the difference between marijuana and heroin http://t.co/30UoSMW6 #
  • Unbelievable. RT @JesseNewhart: Top US drug cop can't tell the difference between marijuana and heroin http://t.co/30UoSMW6 #
  • And I am lots of coffee! RT @krsto: You are what you eat. Therefore, I am everything. #
  • My cat says the same thing! RT @burek: I am a cage, in search of a bird. ? Franz Kafka #
  • Finally. A practical, useful #facebook change. RT @mashable: ICYMI: Now you can edit your Facebook comments – http://t.co/CH5z2PWV #
  • RT @vprelovac: Who can type faster[?] Typing Competition http://t.co/yCLy4tn8 ME: 118 WPM, 616 keystrokes, 115 correct, 9 wrong #
  • So true. RT @burek: We are an impossibility in an impossible universe. ? Ray Bradbury #
  • And he pries the blinds open for a better look. #cats #morning http://t.co/EVQaywaU #
  • Bird watching first thing in the morning. #cats #morning http://t.co/5s4BFnSS #
  • I think there's now a computer in every room in the house! #
  • So jealous! RT @AdriaHost: cafe del mar lazy summer days: http://t.co/WiAG7MqR #
  • Summer solstice! Hurtling toward autumn… RT @andrisweb: Shortest night starts already http://t.co/OYVyQvrP #
  • One woman shouldn't have more than 5 bags of shredded cheese in her fridge if she's not running a pizzeria out of her house. #
  • Waiting for gal pal to arrive; we are going to cook up a storm. How's that for a disturbance? :D #
  • Disorganized? {{snort}} RT @abc13weather: NHC has CANCELED flight into the Gulf disturbanc[; ] too disorganized. [] #
  • But what an AWFUL name! RT @kevinokeefe: Kyck: the Social Network for Soccer Fans – @samcmlaird http://t.co/yWTrTwch #
  • I LOVE a man who quotes Plath! RT @burek: I felt wise and cynical as all hell. ? Sylvia Plath #
  • RT @pixelitadesigns Gutting our web design site (copy-wise) in preparation for a complete redesign. It feels like I'm splitting a baby. #
  • Took me forever to move to Apple/Mac. I am NOT heeding Microsnot's siren song. #tablet http://t.co/IFv5SIur #
  • A crisis is brewing! This is like me being out of hazelnut coffee creamer! RT @Chris_Kasten: Oh no. We're out of Diet Dew #havoc #
  • And he took the loaves and fishes, looked at his disciples and said, "Fuck it. We're going into the whiskey business." ~ Boardwalk Empire #
  • "On FedEx vehicle for delivery. HOUSTON, TX" Another little tax writeoff on its way. Squeeeeee! #CapitalistPiggy #shopping #
  • The iPad is for play, not work! (IMHO) RT @copyblogger: Creating Content on the iPad – http://t.co/g4ta3OkS #
  • Would that be iStink? :D RT @anildash [] iPhones & iPads can sync through iCloud. But they still have the stink of iTunes all over them. #
  • Having fun picking out a belated birthday gift for a friend. #titanium #shopping #
  • Then I'm free as a goddam bird. :( RT @burek: Turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you…? Taylor Swift #
  • Just dawned on me I didn't work on any of my PCs (except at Big Law) all day yesterday; used the Mac exclusively! A first! #mac #windows #
  • #WordPress Nice find!RT @JimMacLeod: WordPress web design trends 2012 http://t.co/ai2u0jfC #
  • Current iPad wall. #cats #ipad http://t.co/Dq7l4m34 #
  • The Unbearable Lightness Of Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie [corrected; thanks, JV!] #
  • RT @pixelitadesigns: One Flew Over The Coochie's Nest. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • Dirty Rotten Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • One Flew Over The Coochie's Nest. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • The Fantastic Lightness Of Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • That old saying "If you love something, set it free"? Ain't working too well for me. :) #
  • Nice! RT @designfeeds: 5 Simple and Practical CSS List Styles You Can Copy and Paste http://t.co/msgAQ7PT #
  • Fresh lemonade and my mother's vintage cut glass reamer and pitcher. http://t.co/HNVkhYcK #
  • How gullible can you be? RT @LaughingSquid: Fake TV Reporter Prank http://t.co/PTiyBqDA #
  • A Supreme Court case worth watching, if you want to sell your used items. http://t.co/XKtyM1ij #
  • Walk softly and carry (5 must have apps on) a big USB stick: http://t.co/FXZF0QVR [link correction] #
  • Walk softly and carry (5 must have apps on) a big USB stick. http://t.co/bL9zdX0r #
  • LOL! RT @burek: Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? ? Terry Pratchett #
  • A freak, then. RT @burek: You are who you are when nobody's watching. ? Stephen Fry #
  • I love a broken toy. #
  • Yeah you are. And I know it. :) RT @burek: “Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.” ? Charles Bukowski #
  • I hope this makes you smile, @burek ~ Widescreen desktop wall, a cute piggy! http://t.co/GEVK9yY2 #
  • "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." ~ Winston Churchill #quotes #dogs #cats #pigs #
  • Comcast is a bit slow today. Usually DL speed is around 11-13 Mbps. http://t.co/1Qz0n1EY #
  • “I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.” ~ Charles Bukowski #quotes #love #
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and they put you in a cab. ~~ Faye King #quotes #
  • Profanity: The universal programming language. ~ Anon. #
  • No, but I would pay $12 to turn myself in to Nicolas Cage! RT @mashable http://t.co/HU2xUrh9 via @psfk #
  • "How long should you try? Until…" ~ Jim Rohn #quotes #
  • Overdose on WP! RT @vlad_perun: #WordPress #Newsletter Nr. 58 http://t.co/Y4ZNwKFw #wordpresstipps #
  • #mac #apple RT @JimMacLeod: Is It Better to Shut Down, Sleep, or Leave a Mac Turned On When Not Being Used? http://t.co/4fS5YUuU #
  • Too cute! RT @1389: Denis the Klepto Kitty from England http://t.co/E1ibyNuD via @lovemeowdotcom #
  • I hear thunder in the distance. So much for "30%". #
  • From a hero of mine: "I don't need fairy dust, I need things to get better. When I want an illusion, I'll drink." Bukowski would be proud. #
  • Subsidize clean energy & green jobs, not fossil fuels & climate change. #EndFossilFuelSubsidies RT this and join the Twitter Storm! #DT @WWF #
  • Oldie but goodie! RT @jophillips: 6 Tips for Effectively Dealing with Client Demands http://t.co/g495G48W #
  • But what when it takes your breath away? RT @burek: Love is like breathing, you take it in and let it out. ? Wally Lamb #
  • Hope "Amen!" isn't on the list! Amen! RT @HoustonPress: Jeggings and 7 Other Phrases That Need To Go http://t.co/WSGndfql #
  • I am very sad today; don't expect much out of me. #mood #Monday #
  • Video: http://t.co/SKnjLrpe #
  • Video: http://t.co/enxmO1Nz #
  • FM 1960 @ Kenwick blocked, Beltway 8 South blocked, b/c people can't drive from point A to point B without smashing into each other. #
  • We take something away from each friendship [that lets us] be a better friend and make better choices in the future. ~ Irene Levine #
  • $ may go to charity but it won't help FB stock any. RT @EnvironTechs: Facebook to pay $10 million in user lawsuit http://t.co/zqu7K4Gw #
  • Tweetdeck or Hootsuite? And why? #
  • I suffer from TMT. (Too much technology!) #
  • TLDs that never were. [Humor] http://t.co/clegivZr #

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