Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?
- Different color from previous design.
- ALL NEW
- Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
- FOOLPROOF OPERATION
- No provision for adjustments.
- ADVANCED DESIGN
- The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
- Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
- YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
- We finally got one to work.
- MAINTENANCE FREE
- Impossible to fix.
- MEETS ALL STANDARDS
- Ours, not yours.
- Heavy as hell.
Now you know!