I’m finishing up the task I started a few days ago, which is archiving all my old mail and deleting the stuff that doesn’t matter anymore. I think this is a keeper.
A man is driving up a steep narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig standing in the middle of the road.
If only men would listen….