This just landed in my Outlook mailbox: The Subject line screamed “FINAL NOTICE!!”
Y O U R last chance for
Y O U R $3000.00 INCOME per WEEK!
Give Me 5 Minutes, And I'll Show You
How To Flood Your Bank Account With Serious Cash,
The only thing being flooded is my mailbox — with this worthless drivel. Wanna bet how many “last chance final notices” I get before this is all over with? Hey, if I pay you $3000 will you leave me the fuck alone?!