The Houston Disaster Plan … Let’s hope we don’t ever have to use it.
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio;
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette;
Rednecks use US 59 North (aka Eastex Freeway) to East Texas;
Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC;
Yankees and Democrats use I-45 South to Galveston;
Longhorns use 290 West to Austin;
Aggies use 610 Loop.