Dick Cheney must have wondered the same thing. While quail hunting here in Texas, he managed to bag himself a lawyer. Not just any lawyer, mind you, but “Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin.” Whittington is recuperating in a Corpus Christi hospital and is expected to recover fully from what is probably just a flesh wound. His wife witnessed the whole thing from the safety of the couple’s parked car.
Garter snap to Michelle Malkin.
AIIIIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!1
You cannot make this stuff up! It is soo funny!