Who Does She Think She Is?

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Crime 101

Posted by Joni in General


One key to being a successful criminal is to be smarter than your prey. This guy failed miserably.

I saw he had a khaki hat with ADT on it, Jackie Baldwin-Doakes said. When I opened the door, he said he was with GE and he said nothing about ADT.

All I’m going to tell any would-be burglars about my home is that I have a gun and I know how to use it. And to quote Seth Gecko (George Clooney’s character in From Dusk Til Dawn), [i]f you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

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