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Choosing a Wife

Posted by Joni in General

From my e-mail inbox:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair and makeup done, buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.



  1. Greg

    LOL. It’s the same in the business world, too. A man is hiring a new receptionist. Of the 3 final candidates, one can type 60 WPM, one can type 50 WPM and take dictation. The 3rd can type 70WPM, take dictation and is extremely efficient and makes awesome coffee.

    Which one does he hire? Yup. The one with the biggest boobs. *snort*

  2. RAy

    uv got some really sexy tits, i wanna shove my hard cock between ’em and cum all over your face

  3. Joni

    Oh, please, it’s a stock photo. Find a ladder and get over yourself.

  4. Jay

    It just a guy thing! Instintive behavior I believe. It goes back to motherhood and breast feeding! I found it to be a huge turn-off to have my wife breastfeed or children, I never looked at her breasts quite the same after that! Guess I coulded get over the fact that her tits that I once enjoyed, were just milk jugs!! But damn if I still don’t get excited about a nice pair of tits, on other women of course. I’m now married to a different woman and I once again lust after her lovely large breasts. Children/breastfeeding will never be a problem in this union, and I expect many years of snuggling with her wonderful sexy mamms!!!

  5. zabby

    kinda big, too big, and you probably don’t have puffy nipples…

  6. nichola

    ohhhhhh sexy , or what.

  7. Joni

    AHEM. This is a stock photo. They are not mine. I repeat, these are not my boobs/tits/breasts. Mkay?

    Carry on.