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(If you are lucky, it does!) RT @burek: Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind. ? Jeffrey Eugenides # Handmade stained glass plant stake, pothos ivy in my bathroom. http://t.co/RkscnSHn # Again, for Robo. Altho life with him was not routine! RT @burek: With him, life was routine; without him, life […]

Tell me you love my new cat iPhone wallpaper! #cats #iphone @wallpaper http://t.co/WwD5Iqoz # RT @sambucuself: RT @burek: I am a warrior, so that my son may be a merchant, so that his son may be a poet. ? John Quincy Adams # Nice! RT @FastCompany: Before [becoming a famous writer], Dr. Seuss made his […]

Learned something new at #BigLaw today: Stalking horse. http://t.co/W90UfTkr Love the Jeremiah Johnson reference. # Don't anyone kiss me now. I just finished the last of the fresh corn and purple onion salad. :D # "Bacon tree, very pretty…" :) RT @burek: I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees ? Homer Simpson # Front […]

Styling Headings – Styles are one of the most powerful aspects of Word. Improperly used, they waste more… http://t.co/UZSQ3GLy # He'll likely spend the whole day here except for a lunch break. #caturday #cats #saturday http://t.co/2lmIMzHS # Automatic #ipad screen cleaner! Get yours today! #cats http://t.co/eQEtddKa # Yes!! RT @seanhackbarth: Bravo to Bob Costas for […]

How Roberto DeNiro shuts a bitch up. http://t.co/RSPROJUK #JackieBrown # For you, @RobertBasic … http://t.co/W0BuNYgz Enjoy the day! # I won't be prodigious until I'm at the office! RT @burek: Prodigious was the amount of life I lived that morning. ? Charlotte Brontë # I’d like mornings better if they started later. :P #morning #bellyaching […]

My bestie is worth every tear. "[E]veryone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." ~ Bob Marley # "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." ~~ Pooh #friendship […]

Cooler here than in most northern areas, lots of cooling rain next week. http://t.co/BKRQeaGc # Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but inside every breath hurts. #love # Most misinterpreted quote. :) RT @burek: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. ? William […]

Here’s to the soul-expanding power of the universally optimistic simplicity of the beautiful. ~ Taylor Mali # Done w/class & style. RT @ActionBronson To [my Florida fans] I will be back to do the show right w/another promoter. [Thx.] for the support. # Excellent! #WordPress RT @copyblogger: 5 Essential Links for WordPress Site Owners and […]

Boooorrrreeeeddd!!! Time for some more hot coffee. 90 more minutes. #TrappedAtWork # Attagirl! :) RT @TheJenATX: Now we return to regular stupid tweets and general nonsense. Feels good to be back. :) # We need you, Donnie Brasco! RT @JesseNewhart: Top US drug cop can't tell the difference between marijuana and heroin http://t.co/30UoSMW6 # Unbelievable. […]

Me too! RT @williamsba: I love the 80s! # Never! RT @osazuwa When TED gets tiresome. http://t.co/oUGAhJhm (via @SashaKane) # Or an enraged woman! RT @burek: Speak politely to an enraged dragon. ? J.R.R. Tolkien # Blasphemy! RT @JesseNewhart: The New MacBook Pro: Unfixable, Unhackable, Untenable http://t.co/o5gmhDrU # Thankful I have such a strong shoulder […]