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This Old House

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Lately for some reason, I’ve been trawling HAR.com (Houston Areal Realtors). Not because I want to buy a new house, because I love my house and plan to be carried out of it feet first in a pine box. Possibly just curiosity and a love of older homes (like mine). Old 1930s-era bungalows and Art Deco homes. Even some mid-century ranch style homes have their Leave It To Beaver charm.

But there is a right way and a wrong way to sell a home.

The Right Way

This is some serious staging, people!

And the Wrong Way

You are selling a house, not starring in the next episode of American Hoarders, for crying out loud!

2531 Oakdale Street

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Weekly Tweets

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  • (If you are lucky, it does!) RT @burek: Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind. ? Jeffrey Eugenides #
  • Handmade stained glass plant stake, pothos ivy in my bathroom. http://t.co/RkscnSHn #
  • Again, for Robo. Altho life with him was not routine! RT @burek: With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable. ? Harper Lee #
  • For my beloved Roberto… RT @burek: The life of the dead is set in the memory of the living. ? Marcus Tullius Cicero #
  • Weight of Chains (Težina lanaca) now on YouTube (2 hrs.) http://t.co/3hAt0u62 #
  • Sneak peek at new #CaseFileXpress Texas #efiling system to be rolled out over the weekend. http://t.co/zGVnSlhB #
  • My lawn guy is using his leaf blower right under my window right in the middle of a webinar I'm trying to listen to. Sure it's not Monday? #
  • That explains why YOU are so quiet! :D RT @burek: Never argue when you're winning. ? Laurell K. Hamilton #
  • Thank you for rocking my world today, guys! @Burek @mckrack #
  • He's strength; I'm courage. RT @burek: Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage. ? Lao Tzu #
  • RT @burek: There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be… ? John Lennon #quotes #
  • If Eric Idle just sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" at the Olympic closing ceremony, then I bet @burek is grinning ear-to-ear! #
  • Maybe if court appearances were this much fun, lawyers wouldn't mind showing up. Especially you family law pr… http://t.co/BRRYlv3I #

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  • Tell me you love my new cat iPhone wallpaper! #cats #iphone @wallpaper http://t.co/WwD5Iqoz #
  • RT @sambucuself: RT @burek: I am a warrior, so that my son may be a merchant, so that his son may be a poet. ? John Quincy Adams #
  • Nice! RT @FastCompany: Before [becoming a famous writer], Dr. Seuss made his living as an advertising illustrator. http://t.co/d6RamAUq #
  • Entangled moose knew troopers were trying to help. Feelgood story. http://t.co/nFRYjiTo #
  • RT @Minervity: The 365 Project – A Whole Year Of Fun For Photogs – http://t.co/yPh6OP6Z #
  • Where Corporate Attorney Meets Southern Gentility. Great C&D Letter! http://t.co/pgimMIK2 #law #lawyers #IP #
  • #1 Ditch the Cloud! RT @mashable: What You Can Learn From Wired Reporter's Epic Hack – http://t.co/v6EZ2AKy #
  • And why we're fat?! http://t.co/IHC0Zwvd #texas #restaurants #
  • Done! Pass it on! :) RT @JoxyNYC: Today, make someone happy. Start with YOURSELF. #
  • RT @KTRKHouston: #Breaking A man has been run over and killed moments after … leaving a hospital in NW Houston. #hou http://t.co/oEFhVcyG #
  • Just common sense? RT @Eric_B_Meyer: 10 Things You Should Never Do When Starting A New Job http://t.co/EZKOOHJ1 #
  • #BigLaw embracing project management: http://t.co/688ppWTv #
  • Have a blast my friend! RT @burek: http://t.co/TT4KGcrB – London 2012: Olimpijske igre u prestonici Evrope #ftw #
  • RT @burek: Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100% ? R.D. Laing #
  • I jinxed myself when I bragged about my productivity earlier. "Error establishing a database connection." Figures, huh? :D #
  • RT @DaveUrsillo: Don't worry! http://t.co/3V6glOz2 cc: @burek (what you're always telling me!) #
  • WTF is up with Twitter/Tweetdeck and avatars today? #twitter #tweetdeck #wtf http://t.co/5akeSqIE #
  • Even tho I laid in bed longer than I should've this mornng, I am getting a LOT done. That always makes the day good. Go me! #
  • A must-read for web devs too! RT @designfeeds: 5 Scary Google Hacks (Or Why You Should Learn To Love robots.txt) http://t.co/UxWo5o2S #
  • Thank dog that's settled! RT @iampariah: Not on Facebook? Employers, Psychiatrists May Think You’re a Psychopath http://t.co/fv6aFbLy #
  • One of my secret crushes! RT @SashaKane: Actor Tommy Lee Jones was sure handsome in his college days. Like [him] as an actor… #
  • That's ALL? That is SO not easy! RT @burek: All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that has been given to us ? J.R.R. Tolkien #
  • No thanks; I'll pass! RT @burek Gravity is … the truth. Anyone who doubts it is invited to jump out a 10th-story window. ~ Richard Dawkins #
  • I love happy endings! #NYC #taxi http://t.co/yZ0QlY5s #
  • Here, here! RT @burek: To beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems ? Homer Simpson #
  • So very true!!! RT @burek: I have no problem with god – it's his fan club that scars me. ? A.B. Potts #
  • Get your "Adorable" fix today! RT @Smiksica: Nisam u fazonu da je u redu slikati sise, ali dupe ve? mogu da vam pokažem http://t.co/4ZucHNSo #
  • Yum! RT @MacaronsByJune: Check out our green tea on green tea deliciousness! http://t.co/fCpjmb9J http://t.co/1NDMozGH #macarons #food #
  • A case for NOT upgrading? RT @MacRumors: iOS 6 Beta 4 Removes Dedicated YouTube App http://t.co/Nhtv1dm9 #
  • Amen! RT @burek Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch. – Tara Brown #
  • Some people are going to learn today that when you fuck with the bull, you get the horns. #madashell #breakfastclub #
  • You men! Gotta love ya, though! :) RT @burek: A man has two reasons for doing something; a good reason and the real reason. ? J.P. Morgan #
  • My iPad lock screen. #ipad #apple http://t.co/43cVfRP1 #
  • RT @designfeeds: 45 Inspirational and Creative Website Footer Designs http://t.co/Ybm63C9p #
  • Skewed priorities. RT @sherifffruitfly: We went to Mars for 20% of the price of the London Olympics. #
  • RT @bdolman: Gold medal for NASA in the 563 billion meters #
  • Not nice! RT @The_iPaddict: Aussie exposes iCloud flaw but Apple stays silent – Sydney Morning Herald http://t.co/0qroCQrf #iPad #Apple #Mac #
  • RT @Barczak_Nation: [No] better endorsement for a tech. co. than seeing #NASA Engineers using their product during a mission #MacBookPro #
  • Welcome to the Apple Cart! RT @Clayyclay: I am now the proud owner of the trifecta of apple products :) plus a nano. #apple #
  • Middle=Mediocre? RT @The_iPaddict: Mountain Lion is Apple’s new middle ground – Chicago Sun-Times http://t.co/frvssV6W #iPad #Apple #Mac #
  • Profanity: The universal programming language. cc: @anca_foster @AndyMarkle @burek @mckrack @calguy1000 @robertbasic #
  • LOL! RT @timbrisson: NASA to Olympics: Suck it. #
  • RT @MarsCuriosity: No photo or it didn't happen? … I'm casting a shadow on the ground in Mars' Gale crater #MSL http://t.co/ZGfKVjYx #
  • RT @mckrack RT @lhasapso: Remember, Macs can’t do real work, they’re only for useless artsy stuff like landing on Mars. http://t.co/qUuWYyzM #
  • I can't believe I just spent an hour untangling a necklace! #wtf #determinedbitch #
  • Way to go, Brad! :D RT @williamsba: I just tweeted out every Draft tweet on my phone hahaha! #
  • People who walk around professional events with their boobs hanging out shouldn't bellyache about voyeurs. Can I get a hell yeah? #
  • (_8(|) ~ Homer J. Simpson; @@@@ :^ ) ~ Marge Simpson. cc: @burek :) #

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Weekly Tweets

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  • Learned something new at #BigLaw today: Stalking horse. http://t.co/W90UfTkr Love the Jeremiah Johnson reference. #
  • Don't anyone kiss me now. I just finished the last of the fresh corn and purple onion salad. :D #
  • "Bacon tree, very pretty…" :) RT @burek: I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees ? Homer Simpson #
  • Front of the house, secluded and kept cool by the shrubbery. http://t.co/LhK2UDpi #
  • My front lawn, recently mowed. http://t.co/cwMFGDHv #
  • My front lawn, recently mowed. http://t.co/MN48dDcE #
  • I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel. ~ Audrey Hepburn #
  • “When anything can happen, everything matters.” ~ Ian McEwan #quotes #
  • More actors out there than I thought! RT @burek: An actor is a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, he ain't listening! ? Marlon Brando #
  • Oh how well I know this fact! RT @burek: Asumption is the mother of all fuckups #
  • It's what's for dinner! And I love this web site. They get right down to business! http://t.co/yzFSQ9Tp #food #houston #eastend #
  • Ah the irony that Twitter makes of this quote! :) RT @burek: The world is full of ways and means to waste time. ? Haruki Murakami #
  • Refreshing, huh? cc: @burek85 http://t.co/WJRuttuY #
  • Yeah, looks like someone ought to be at the public library learning the difference between your and you're. http://t.co/irkKrTMS #
  • Rollback misfire for Texas eFiling System – CaseFileExpress. #oops #law http://t.co/vQAC9OOi #
  • Houston Dog Lovers: New boarding service: http://t.co/Kbc5NORv #dogs #pets #boarding #
  • “When you judge another person you do not define them. You merely define yourself as someone who needs to judge.” ~ Wayne Dyer #quotes #
  • "It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path." ~ Paulo Coelho #quotes #
  • “I define creativity as the process of having original ideas that have value.” ~ Sir Ken Robinson #quotes #
  • I already am; just changed litter tray! :D RT @LilPecan: I want to be a hazardous waste disposal technician. #
  • Thanks for doing the suffering for me! Standing pat with Lion. RT @dannysullivan: Reboot & Notes in Mountain Lion still crashes…. #mac #
  • It's great to have a friend who can fix your dead iPhone from 5000 miles away! I am one lucky girl! #props #friendship #crisis #
  • ?"There is no such thing as bad publicity, except your own obituary." ~ Brendan Behan #quotes #
  • Great advice! How did YOU start? RT @burek Today will never happen again. Don’t waste it with a false start or no start at all. ~ Og Mandino #
  • Asshole of the Day award goes to #Samsung RT @justiacom: Samsung Angers Court by Releasing Excluded Trial Documents http://t.co/ElIIvRoS #
  • Me too, but in support of non-hardened arteries. RT @lleger: In support of equality, I’m choosing to not eat Chick-fil-A today. #
  • RT @lisasolomon: When U have 2 leave a voice msg …do U prefer voicemail or human taking msg? I prefer voicemail: eliminates human "filter" #
  • Homer Simpson pink icing donut: GOOD. Windows 7 blue spinning donut of death: BAD. #win7 #fail #bs #
  • "Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little." ? Gore Vidal #RIP #obits #quotes #
  • "I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" ~ Tommy DeVito #quotes #movies #
  • "There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way that I do it." ~ Ace Rothstein #
  • XFLEX, An Excellent iPad Stand You Probably Don’t Need… http://t.co/vzZpkrNH #
  • RT @amerikanka: neverovatan ?ovek; neverovatan pri?a. http://t.co/sbyagZsE… #awesome #TEDxNoviSad cc: @Burek #
  • RT @amerikanka: neverovatan ?ovek; neverovatan pri?a. http://t.co/TVfwMLDt #awesome #TEDxNoviSad cc: @ :) #
  • What's horribly wrong with the U.S. #pageants #brats #badmoms http://t.co/ry8L3EIr #
  • Playing around with Vlingo just because I can. #insomnia #CoolApps #
  • Good morning sunshine! May the day be all you want it to be! <3 @burek @DragosRoua @eniac @Idlle @SadClown @NikiBGD @mckrack #
  • Twitter wigging out earlier. #NoShitSherlock http://t.co/la8M3S8i #
  • RT @WebPresenceEsq: The most 'social' #BigLaw firms. Are you on the list? http://t.co/Fwvtr3DT #lawyer # cc: @Fulbright #
  • RT @WebPresenceEsq: The most 'social' #BigLaw firms. Are you on the list? http://t.co/Fwvtr3DT #lawyer #socialmedia #
  • RT @brittneysavino: http://t.co/NT2JT8OY #girlpower #biglaw #
  • My cray foo. ;) RT @burek: I was never insane except upon occasions where my heart was touched. ? Edgar Allan Poe #

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Weekly Tweets

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Weekly Tweets

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  • How Roberto DeNiro shuts a bitch up. http://t.co/RSPROJUK #JackieBrown #
  • For you, @RobertBasic … http://t.co/W0BuNYgz Enjoy the day! #
  • I won't be prodigious until I'm at the office! RT @burek: Prodigious was the amount of life I lived that morning. ? Charlotte Brontë #
  • I’d like mornings better if they started later. :P #morning #bellyaching #Caturday #Saturday #workday #
  • Wow. Nice look back at #Apple #Mac marketing. Found via @imjustcreative http://t.co/CDjkl2Tb #
  • And swing through your jungle like Tarzan! RT @burek: When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ? Franklin D. Roosevelt #
  • "Microsoft Office Outlook has stopped working." Well it never worked to begin with, really. Who are we kidding?! #OutlookSucks #
  • Amen, Jen! RT @TheJenATX: No, I will not avoid movie theatres because of one random crazy man. I choose not to live in fear… #
  • To cold callers, if I tell you I don't need your service right now, I DON'T NEED IT. Push me and your number hits the dirt if I ever do. #
  • Anyone following me for their #TrueBlood or #Suits fix can now follow my TV only account @JoniTVTalk. Don't want to bore my regulars!! #
  • Amen, Conrad. RT @explicitmemory: Absolutely sickened by [] events in Denver last night. My thoughts and prayers are with everyone involved. #
  • We've found @WilliamSledd 's Kryptonite! RT @Laughbook: Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye. #
  • OMG. My condolences to the families of the Colorado theatre shooting, whose only crime was trying to enjoy a movie night out. #sad #
  • How far would YOU go to protect someone you love? "Lying to me doesn't protect me; it betrays me." Harvey Specter #suits #quotes #
  • Hope you're right about Donna! RT @Duke_O_Westlake: By far the best #suits episode yet… #DonnaWillBeBack #
  • RT @jrcfilm: RT @Harveyholics: Harvey: I'm not gonna fire you…I might KILL you, but I'm not gonna fire you. #Suits #
  • I kept waiting for Harvey to jump on the elevator with Donna. Stone cold. #suits #
  • +1 RT @mattritter1: Donna getting fired [was] painful. She's the heart & soul of the show. I assume she'll be back in 2 weeks? #suits #
  • Perverse! RT @designfeeds: Noisy Typer app transforms your Mac into a typewriter http://t.co/3SkIkw2K #
  • Any other legal secretaries out there rooting for Donna? #suits #savedonna #
  • Louis cries over his cat; Donna is fired; tearful episode. Hope she's not written off the show. #suits #savedonna #
  • I cannot believe Donna shredded that doc. Maybe if she hadn't … #suits #
  • Me too! RT @tim_gallivan: just watched #suits very upset about donna being fired. #
  • Okay now I can die! 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die http://t.co/lIbAYD7u via @BuzzFeed #
  • Amazing! Cat Photos Taken At Just The Right Moment http://t.co/66tgyeqj via @BuzzFeed #
  • The Original iPad Was Gigantic http://t.co/ULklzuDk via @BuzzFeed #
  • Clever little guy! RT @JesseNewhart: Monkey Found Hidden Camera http://t.co/rel210Pg #toocute #
  • Oops!!! RT @frrole: Microsoft Apologizes For Inserting Naughty Phrase Into Linux Kernel http://t.co/4XwIMRu9 via @slashdot #
  • I prefer Hootsuite on my iPad/iPhone; Tweetdeck on my Mac and PCs. Go figure. #
  • Go all Harvey Specter on 'em! #suits RT @JeenaBelil: [To ins. carrier re settlement]: I'm the P; you're the D; I make demands, not offers. #
  • So I wouldn't take you to Hooters when you were here. But roadtrip to Bikinis, Texas if you come back, deal? @Burek http://t.co/eiaulDQP #
  • Stand by for the mass exodus (men anyway) to Bikinis, Texas. "Breastaurant"? http://t.co/eiaulDQP #
  • A must-read, WordPressers! RT @copyblogger: Is this Hacker Entry Point Lurking in Your WordPress Website? – http://t.co/ksW5SGkm #
  • So now every cartoon bear (and man in a bearsuit) looks like Pedobear? Smokey, watch out! {rolls eyes} http://t.co/TJg0rAx2 via @mashable #
  • How to run your life! Bravo! RT @burek: You are not defeated when you lose. You are defeated when you quit. ? Paulo Coelho #quotes #
  • “If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” ~ Donald Trump #quotes #
  • “Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.” ? Bill Gates #quotes #
  • “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” ~ Steve Jobs #quotes #
  • Adorable! RT @Minervity: Facebook Shower Curtain: No More Hiding Behind The Screen – http://t.co/t9pxtkui #
  • Only if your milk is bright blue! :) RT @imjustcreative: Just poured milk into the conditioner slot of the washing machine. Easy mistake. #
  • Oh really?! RT @Eric_B_Meyer: Why Employees Lie to Get Off Work http://t.co/uAGtnhq6 via @TLNT_com #
  • RT @anniseparker: In NYC to appear on the Colbert Report tonight, then on to US Conf of Mayors in Philly. cc: @AndyMarkle #
  • RT @justiacom: Apple Must Advertise That Samsung Didn’t Copy the iPad http://t.co/9bWQqwdY via @mashable #
  • Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. ~ Steve Jobs #quotes #
  • This chola is headed out for lunch. #off #
  • God bless Google. The answer to my prayers! PUFFY TACOS? Shut the fuck up! Haven't had those since San Antonio! http://t.co/ATbPLb2t #
  • I'm hungry but too lazy to fix lunch; don't wanna drive to where I know there's GREAT food; everything close by sucks. I'm screwed. #lunch #
  • #DefLeppard beating recording company at its own game. http://t.co/F1TlRjhn #
  • Right now, Duncan looks like nothing so much as a big red fox laying on my bed with his tail over his face. #cats #love #
  • He has moire patience than I do. #brats RT @kottke: Mr. Wizard is a dick http://t.co/Qn66StW0 #
  • We need more of this! RT @Minervity: 10 Acts of Twitter Kindness – http://t.co/qrPRVPYW #
  • Oops! RT @LaughingSquid: S.S. Coachella, A Music Festival At Sea Aboard The Celebrity Silhouette via @Coachella http://t.co/7cKvBEzx #
  • Ugh. RT @HoustonPress: Closing Time: Some Unhappy With 103.7 FM's Christian Change http://t.co/R1puj3zf #
  • I'll take reliability over choice! RT @TechCrunch: Unlike Verizon, AT&T Gives Users A Choice [w/] Mobile Share Plans http://t.co/7HZRxFMv #
  • ::swoons:: RT @designfeeds: 25 Beautiful Mac OS Desktop Customizations for your Inspiration http://t.co/qjO2JSJS #
  • Remember, if it tastes good, spit it out. #LifesNotFair #food #
  • #HappyHugDay @SashaKane @Burek @MicahGodbolt @SeanHackbarth @NikiBGD @SadClown @Eniac @1jealeksa @AndyMarkle #
  • I try to tell you that #ButYouDontListen ! RT @burek: The question is not what you look at, but what you see. ? Henry David Thoreau #
  • Breakfast calls! #off #
  • Great tip for keeping stock photos organized! #mac http://t.co/HjHpglIb #
  • No doubt he's yours, huh? :D RT @NikiBGD: My [son] son wants to wear his "Rock the Casbah" Tshirt to the fundraising event he is organizing. #
  • RT @burek: If you can't look after something in your care, you have no right to keep it. ? Enid Blyton #
  • Growing old: My fear. RT @1jealeksa: "She said you'll get me when I'm old and wizened… The devil said honey it won't be that long" #
  • "Screw fear!" I need this! RT @adii: Some inspiration: "Screw fear, put yourself out there and go after what you want." http://t.co/dGqReu5I #
  • RT @burek: Success is not [random]. It arises out of a predictable and powerful set of circumstances and opportunities. ? Malcolm Gladwell #
  • Why does anyone give a crap about Yahoo!? #yawn #
  • Me too! :( RT @JeenaBelil: Awake and not happy about it. #
  • Gimme some more sweet nothings! RT @ActionBronson: Drop ur Bathrobe let me pour u some more wine. Get in the bath. #
  • Embrace the chaos! RT @miyashay: The calm before the craziness [before] @BarackObama visit to Austin. #atxobama http://t.co/jFLIy4TG #
  • Nice! RT @stop: The Mint team squeezes out a nice, small Mac app: Mint QuickView http://t.co/UI4cKLaC #
  • I heart Tweetdeck! RT @TechCrunch: Twitter Tweaks Tweetdeck: New Version Gets Better Column Management & Navigation http://t.co/jnSoZvSq #
  • I loves me some Tweetdeck! RT @TechCrunch: []Tweetdeck … Gets Better Column Management & Navigation http://t.co/jnSoZvSq by @sarahintampa #
  • But not more often than WordPress! RT @netmeg: Firefox is now updating more often than Adobe products. #apocalypse #
  • RT @LegalTypist: Securely Deleting Data from Mobile Devices @sharonnelsonesq http://t.co/5QNVd9GW #
  • I woke up this morning in a great mood until I was quickly reminded how narrow-minded and assholish people are. #
  • RT @burek: If we start judging people by their past, they will never have a future. ? April Wisneski #PeopleAreAssholes #
  • Forbidden #Apple rampant in Iran despite sanctions. http://t.co/PZxX51QH #
  • My "veal pen," remodeled; new wide monitor. #officespace http://t.co/k7O9k1lM #
  • Why surge protectors won't help in a lightning storm. Unplug it or lose it! http://t.co/iWdHyIla #mothernature #
  • I hear ya, Thelma. Signed, Louise. RT @TheJenATX: So I, um, have a bit of a lead foot. *watches for cops* #
  • Settling for these in "coffee bean" b/c they are work-friendly. #shoes http://t.co/S8z8kCcn #
  • I SO want these sandals but foot doc has forbidden me to wear thong shoes. #pout #shoes http://t.co/9RtTXiU6 #
  • So true! RT @burek: Sometimes the curses of the godless sound better than the hallelujahs of the pious. ? Martin Luther #quotes #
  • Well, THAT would explain a LOT! :D RT @burek: Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. ? Woody Allen #
  • Bingo! Goodbye! RT @burek: But when the strong were too weak to hurt the weak, the weak had to be strong enough to leave. ? Milan Kundera #
  • Peace is for pussies. ~ Russell Edgington #quotes #TrueBlood #
  • +1 RT @burek: All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. ? Edgar Allan Poe #

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  • My bestie is worth every tear. "[E]veryone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." ~ Bob Marley #
  • "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you." ~~ Pooh #friendship #
  • Cat belly fur has magical healing properties. And it can be used to dry tears. #helpfulhints #cats #
  • "Surround yourself only with that which pleases you, is beautiful and which makes you happy." ~ Me cc: @burek @mckrack @AndyMarkle #
  • Interesting! RT @Minervity: Steve Jobs: Timeline Of A Visionary & Creative Genius [Infographic] – http://t.co/gw8a8gFh #SteveJobs #
  • "Part of freedom [is] tolerance of diversity." ~ Magus Peter H. Gilmore #quotes #freedom #
  • Entrepreneurs, you didn't build it yourself; you had help. Obama speech. Unfuckingbelievable. http://t.co/Jqqks3hI #
  • Way to go, Keli! RT @keliedotcom: Avoid Ordinary #Infographics with These 7 Steps http://t.co/dIOXlwig #
  • When she wants to be like Cher or Madonna (1 name) RT @denniston: [] When is the right time for a married lady to drop her maiden name? #
  • Preach it! RT @KILLAKYLEON: I ain't the toilet it's gone take more than words to shit on me. #
  • RT @Minervity: How Social Media Is Making Us Awkward [Infographic] – http://t.co/b96Ri22C #
  • No good comes from wearing a watch. I have never in my life ever worn one. cc: @Burek "…even the ones with digital watches." :) #
  • LOL! RT @sproutworx: "This is battery acid, you slime" — love It. Spike TV, right now. #
  • Creepy scary. Thx., Kevin. RT @kevinokeefe: The Hidden Danger of Social Media, you are being watched http://t.co/30GbfNvH #
  • So jealous! RT @Idlle: I'm at EXIT Festival 2012 w/ @anjastanisic @natasakilibarda @eniac http://t.co/F3cJ3c4r #YouCanNeverHaveTooMuchFun #
  • Now it's time to go kill something else. Time? I think I'll go fix lunch. #TotalFuckup #
  • I killed the shredder. cc: @Burek :((( #
  • Blueberry pancakes and coffee for late breakfast. Yeah I deserve it. #breakfast #
  • Excuse me but there's a cat tail in my face. His way of saying, "Get up and feed me!" #morning #cats #
  • Nope; no regrets! RT @burek: 20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do. . . . ? Mark Twain #
  • Enter the Retina MacBook Pro Giveaway for your chance to take one home! #StackUp https://t.co/1WVQist0 via @StackSocial #
  • It is time for [us] to stand up for the [] principles of individual liberty & secularism [America] was founded [on]. ~ Peter H. Gilmore #
  • Bazinga, punk! ~ Dr. Sheldon Cooper #quotes #TV #
  • On my BD last year I was arguing with my bestie. Not this year. I'd hug him, but he's 5400 miles away. #birthday #friendship #
  • RT @MariSmith: How to Check if Your Yahoo, Gmail or AOL Passwords Were Leaked http://t.co/nLHr52PS via @mashable [Good to know!] #
  • Great work as always!! RT @bgardner: Magazine 2.1 Theme Now Available (now mobile responsive) — http://t.co/cMH4o7Da #genesiswp #
  • LOL! RT @williamsba: The only way to celebrate Friday the 13th: http://t.co/SVtSyxKG #
  • Some of my best memories are of Friday the 13th. Every once in awhile, like today, it's a birthday! #luck #
  • #Iunfollowedyoubecause your tweets are nothing but spammy links. #
  • My chain should be left free and dangling. ~ Denny Floyd #quotes #
  • I am in chains. Don't touch my chains. ~ Franz Kafka #quotes #
  • Titanium and germanium bracelet came today. Ordered one for my bestie too! http://t.co/bx2WrUaA #
  • Amen, sistah! RT @JoxyNYC: Arguing with a fool proves there are two. #
  • Dear web designer whose 404 page is replete with animated spinning GIFs: Don't bother protecting it with CopyScape. No one wants it. :P #
  • RT @smarkovic: "Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble." –Charles Kettering #
  • #Apple recruiting video: http://t.co/CUGqjqlE #
  • I've just taken the WordPress 2012 User and Developer Survey, have you? http://t.co/0hRUURGB (pass it on!) #
  • What do Croatia, Germany and S. Korea have in common? Pink Women-Only parking spaces! http://t.co/Oxg6qrGI #JustDamn #
  • Wouldn't it be funny if Tosh just died. RT @mashable: Daniel Tosh [] ripped on Twitter, apologizes for rape joke. http://t.co/DDVoLDuK #
  • Nightstand, left. http://t.co/3OReGZQY #
  • Nightstand, right. Yeah, it's a Zune. Don't hate! http://t.co/YF3nzfR0 #
  • RT @iva_tanackovic: RT @not_catherine: Cat viral videos to be celebrated with film festival http://t.co/AYr6PAL0 via @digitalspy #cats #
  • And he usually does! <3 RT @burek: A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. ? Francis Ward Weller #
  • Roadtrip!!! RT @culturemap: Get out of town: Great day trips on one tank of gas (or less) http://t.co/oUz82A3B #
  • From the best one I got! RT @burek: I don't want to be your friend, baby. I am your friend. ? Ernest Hemingway #quotes #friendship #
  • Tax man got his hand in my pocket again. RT @mashable: Proposed Bill Squashes Tax-Free Online Shopping http://t.co/s7yXSj5B #
  • Not just hot air! An unusual solution. http://t.co/0zFE43vb cc: @burek #
  • RT @burek: If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. ? Oscar Wilde #quotes #
  • LOVE IT! "Go away — I'm asleep." Epitaph, tombstone of actress Joan Hackett (1934-83) #
  • I'm more interested in Tara & what's happening with the shifters; getting bored with the Authority & Edgington storyline. #TrueBlood #
  • "A three thousand year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!" – Sookie Stackhouse (Season 5,… http://t.co/AdBwK2DN #
  • Video: Jessica thanks Bill on “Maker’s Day.” Cute. http://t.co/i4Mfu1u0 #
  • Video: From tonight’s episode. Jessica befriends new vampire Tara. http://t.co/dbOHlNEY #
  • You taught me that lesson well, friend. <3 RT @burek: But better to be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie. ? Khaled Hosseini #
  • "You were the one thing I could count on, above all, you were my friend." ~ Tom Petty #quotes #lyrics #friendship #
  • "Turns out not where but who you're with that really matters." ~ Dave Matthews Band #quotes #lyrics #love #
  • Rain … Window pane … http://t.co/LrIkE2U8 #
  • Light rain, cat at my feet, fresh ground Guatemalen coffee. Perfect Sunday morning. Just one thing missing. (He knows who he is.) #
  • Everyone has a doppelganger. Mine? Diann Schuur or the fat Heart Sister. http://t.co/u7ZDl5Cm #twin #

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Weekly Tweets

Posted by Joni in General, Tweets

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  • Cooler here than in most northern areas, lots of cooling rain next week. http://t.co/BKRQeaGc #
  • Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but inside every breath hurts. #love #
  • Most misinterpreted quote. :) RT @burek: The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. ? William Shakespeare #quotes #
  • Renny Gleeson: 404, the story of a page not found http://t.co/EEHKLoNf #TED #
  • If he wants me to leave he can. RT @Lawyerscom: Can your employer demand your #Facebook password? http://t.co/knxRs4Lc #
  • 1+ RT @pixelitadesigns: Excellent find! RT @markodugonjic: Some smart advice on pricing design work from @jessicahische http://t.co/EPBSbcKW #
  • Believe in the trap; that's its beauty. RT @burek: Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows. ? Paulo Coelho #
  • And my memory is long! RT @burek: To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it. ? Confucius #
  • :: dies:: RT @iva_tanackovic: A person who dares to call themselves a SEO expert should not have 50 [] keywords on a Flickr profile. #
  • #BillMaher on religion and atheism. Nearly as brilliant as George. http://t.co/70xDJVKI #
  • Sheer genius. #GeorgeCarlin expounds on religion and influences. http://t.co/b90IxxrS #
  • A-Ha! Did I just figure out the secret to @eniac 's handle!? http://t.co/9IyztdN3 #
  • A little light housepeeking today Fun with OSTs and PSTs. #outlook #
  • Love, love, LOVE Twitter's blocking feature! #
  • Keep it simple! Blown away by the idea | Predatory Thinking http://t.co/0zFE43vb cc @Burek #
  • Blow Job: Photo Art Series by Tadao Cern. Brilliant. https://t.co/Tdsl0e2h #
  • I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. ~ Voltaire #quotes #
  • Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? ~ G. Gordon Liddy #quotes #
  • If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. — Ronald Reagan (1986) #4thOfJuly #quotes #
  • I drank your poison cuz you told me it's wine… #lyrics #
  • You ask me to enter // But then you make me crawl // And I can't be holding on // To what you got // When all you got is hurt #lyrics #
  • "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." – Wm. Faulkner (re E. Hemingway) #quotes #putdowns #
  • "Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" – Ernest Hemingway (about Wm. Faulkner) #quotes #putdowns #
  • "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." – Oscar Wilde #quotes #putdowns #
  • "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
    – Moses Hadas #quotes #putdowns #
  • RT @burek: The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. ? Kent M. Keith #
  • It's one thing to be stupid. It's quite another to be so remarkably good at it. #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #
  • But 1st place in my heart! RT @krsto: Osvojili smo tre?e mesto na Pils Plus konkursu [] Hvala puno! cc @burek @eniac @Djole_Jovanovic #
  • Goran and the crew at @AdriaHost ROCK! It's all about great #CustomerService #webhosting #
  • RT @mikko: iPhone is 5 years old today. After 5 years, not a single serious malware case. It's not just luck; [it's] Apple. #
  • Worth repeating; we all have 'em! RT @blogworld: [10] Annoying Social Media Friends We All Have http://t.co/cWqxAOPJ #
  • & your mind open & mouth shut! RT @burek: Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. ? Theodore Roosevelt #
  • Worth a read & bookmark the site! 10 important things I’ve learned along the way… http://t.co/ptY8QGHZ via @burek #
  • Okay, I couldn't just LOOK in Pier One. I had to buy a set of bowls and some fragrance for the house. (Men, http://t.co/CdN3iaD6 #
  • Lapis lazuli and taxco silver. Worn with white cotton knit mini dress and light blue knit jacket. #stylin http://t.co/UuBxz2G1 #
  • Tuzan … RT @burek: I’m not brave any more darling. I’m all broken. They’ve broken me ? Ernest Hemingway #
  • Apple model A1048 tactile USB keyboard. ::in love:: #mac http://t.co/A0aVPFIb #
  • Makes a difference. Everywhere. All the time. That's my buddy! :) cc: @burek #
  • We've added years to live, not life to years. ~ George Carlin H/T @rickhorowitz #
  • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. ~ Nada (Drifter) #quotes #movies #
  • What men do on Sunday. :) RT @ActionBronson: [] IM IN MY UNDERWEAR SMOKING WAX WATCHING SPORTS. #
  • My genius writing in English! :) RT @pixelitadesigns: 10 Important lessons from one who knows. http://t.co/ptY8QGHZ via @burek #life #biz #

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Weekly Tweets

Posted by Joni in General, Tweets

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  • Here’s to the soul-expanding power of the universally optimistic simplicity of the beautiful. ~ Taylor Mali #
  • Done w/class & style. RT @ActionBronson To [my Florida fans] I will be back to do the show right w/another promoter. [Thx.] for the support. #
  • Excellent! #WordPress RT @copyblogger: 5 Essential Links for WordPress Site Owners and Business Bloggers – http://t.co/FINSckYY #
  • So much for cloud computing, huh? RT @iA: Netflix, Pinterest and Instagram are down because of Amazon cloud outage http://t.co/vwcqiw9e #
  • Outside? It's pouring rain! RT @uBidDeals: Hope you're enjoying [] weekend outside! Here are some fun backyard deals [] http://t.co/3J2cxR8W #
  • "Truth and tears clear the way to a deep and lasting friendship." ~ Unknown #friendship #quotes #
  • Great story, great man, graet friend. RT @amerikanka: Ivane … moc? verovanje u sebe i veliku pri?u! #DigitalizuMe cc @burek #
  • RT @TheJenATX RT @gapingvoid: One of the best things about getting older: Being around long enough to see Karma run its proper course. #
  • Noooo!! #GoogleMustDie RT @copyblogger: Why Google+ is an Inevitable Part of Your Content Marketing Strategy – http://t.co/6OZNCLXi #
  • I hope more folks come away with a better understanding of my friend and the power of *believing in yourself*. #DigitalizujMe cc @burek #
  • One last geek task: swapping orig. 120GB HDD for new 320GB HDD in Vaio lappy upstairs. then reinstall proggies and files. #geekery #
  • Tsk, tsk. #IKeepTryingToTellYouButYouWontListen RT @burek: Ove jednosatne dremke pred put su najbolje #idiot #
  • I know this TOO WELL. RT @burek: There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love. ? Martin Luther King Jr. #
  • Cutie pie! RT @Pusheen: =?? ? ??= z z z #
  • Amen, Brother Ben!! RT @burek: Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out. ? Anton Chekhov #
  • LOL! RT @burek: I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. ? Mel Brooks #
  • Blueberry pancakes and coffee, then upstairs for a morning of nerd stuff. How's your morning? #
  • I signed up! @Aquent is offering a free HTML5 course this summer. http://t.co/boPYzV8Z #SummerOfLearning H/T @AIGAdesign #
  • You are both!! RT @burek: I'm not Stubborn; I'm right! ? James Patterson cc @Burek #
  • Adams had a PC! RT @burek: We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. ? Douglas Adams #
  • Visit http://t.co/B7uvwLh9! RT @douglaskarr: You know it's time for bed when everyone on Twitter, Facebook and Google+ stop talking. #
  • RT @markjaquith: Oreos supports homosexuals, Christians boycott Oreos. I think I've solved America's obesity crisis! [] #
  • I want you for always — days, years, eternities. ~ Franz Schubert #quotes #love #
  • Are you master of your domain? http://t.co/fka1iXVe #
  • Too often forgotten fact! RT @burek: Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightening that does the work. ? Mark Twain #
  • MY point about the email "switch" is that they did it arbitrarily, without notice. @Picked_Off #getoverit #facebook #shenanigans #
  • Lay down with dogs; get up with fleas. RT @KTRKHouston: Alleged [ganger] accused of choking [GF], breaking her nose: http://t.co/upzDFdkh #
  • Forcing my head down, #facebook like a bad date? Here's how to fix that (besides ditching FB altogether). http://t.co/OWCZhdmy #
  • <3 <3 <3 RT @burek: I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. ? Carl Sagan #
  • Observations from a Predatory Thinker! Bravo! http://t.co/JZ0zg0ky #thinkpredatory cc @burek #
  • Lunch is steamed squash and grilled salmon. http://t.co/yCjpXL5s #
  • Quit changing it; that would help. RT @JesseNewhart: Facebook tests design/wording changes to [get] users to post more http://t.co/AAGslHkn #
  • Terminal cuteness! #pugs #dogs RT @iva_tanackovic: LOL! Pugs dressed as things (via @ownedby2cats) http://t.co/pxro0B1O #
  • (And be really dangerous too!) RT @burek: You can be sincere and still be stupid. ? Fyodor Dostoyevsky #
  • http://t.co/xxNPMUOB #
  • Does this mean we can't lie?! RT @Miss_Cybernaut: Candid communications day #
  • Agree or disagree? If you’re any good, you don’t need a [] contract. I[f] you deliver, you’ll get paid. ~ John Altorelli #
  • This gave me chills. RT @burek: To love is to recognize yourself in another. ? Eckhart Tolle #
  • He really looks like Garfield! Don't know why he's up there. Must've heard something. http://t.co/Mc3iI8hR #
  • #Djokovic will be featured on tonight's episode of 60 Minutes. I'm TIVO'ing it. http://t.co/OFDDpQ80 #
  • That's what the lawyers at Big Law tell me. RT @burek: Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer. ? Dan Brown #
  • Morning started out great. Bestie knows why. Now it's upstairs for some hardcore geekery the rest of the day. #

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Weekly Tweets

Posted by Joni in General, Tweets

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  • Boooorrrreeeeddd!!! Time for some more hot coffee. 90 more minutes. #TrappedAtWork #
  • Attagirl! :) RT @TheJenATX: Now we return to regular stupid tweets and general nonsense. Feels good to be back. :) #
  • We need you, Donnie Brasco! RT @JesseNewhart: Top US drug cop can't tell the difference between marijuana and heroin http://t.co/30UoSMW6 #
  • Unbelievable. RT @JesseNewhart: Top US drug cop can't tell the difference between marijuana and heroin http://t.co/30UoSMW6 #
  • And I am lots of coffee! RT @krsto: You are what you eat. Therefore, I am everything. #
  • My cat says the same thing! RT @burek: I am a cage, in search of a bird. ? Franz Kafka #
  • Finally. A practical, useful #facebook change. RT @mashable: ICYMI: Now you can edit your Facebook comments – http://t.co/CH5z2PWV #
  • RT @vprelovac: Who can type faster[?] Typing Competition http://t.co/yCLy4tn8 ME: 118 WPM, 616 keystrokes, 115 correct, 9 wrong #
  • So true. RT @burek: We are an impossibility in an impossible universe. ? Ray Bradbury #
  • And he pries the blinds open for a better look. #cats #morning http://t.co/EVQaywaU #
  • Bird watching first thing in the morning. #cats #morning http://t.co/5s4BFnSS #
  • I think there's now a computer in every room in the house! #
  • So jealous! RT @AdriaHost: cafe del mar lazy summer days: http://t.co/WiAG7MqR #
  • Summer solstice! Hurtling toward autumn… RT @andrisweb: Shortest night starts already http://t.co/OYVyQvrP #
  • One woman shouldn't have more than 5 bags of shredded cheese in her fridge if she's not running a pizzeria out of her house. #
  • Waiting for gal pal to arrive; we are going to cook up a storm. How's that for a disturbance? :D #
  • Disorganized? {{snort}} RT @abc13weather: NHC has CANCELED flight into the Gulf disturbanc[; ] too disorganized. [] #
  • But what an AWFUL name! RT @kevinokeefe: Kyck: the Social Network for Soccer Fans – @samcmlaird http://t.co/yWTrTwch #
  • I LOVE a man who quotes Plath! RT @burek: I felt wise and cynical as all hell. ? Sylvia Plath #
  • RT @pixelitadesigns Gutting our web design site (copy-wise) in preparation for a complete redesign. It feels like I'm splitting a baby. #
  • Took me forever to move to Apple/Mac. I am NOT heeding Microsnot's siren song. #tablet http://t.co/IFv5SIur #
  • A crisis is brewing! This is like me being out of hazelnut coffee creamer! RT @Chris_Kasten: Oh no. We're out of Diet Dew #havoc #
  • And he took the loaves and fishes, looked at his disciples and said, "Fuck it. We're going into the whiskey business." ~ Boardwalk Empire #
  • "On FedEx vehicle for delivery. HOUSTON, TX" Another little tax writeoff on its way. Squeeeeee! #CapitalistPiggy #shopping #
  • The iPad is for play, not work! (IMHO) RT @copyblogger: Creating Content on the iPad – http://t.co/g4ta3OkS #
  • Would that be iStink? :D RT @anildash [] iPhones & iPads can sync through iCloud. But they still have the stink of iTunes all over them. #
  • Having fun picking out a belated birthday gift for a friend. #titanium #shopping #
  • Then I'm free as a goddam bird. :( RT @burek: Turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you…? Taylor Swift #
  • Just dawned on me I didn't work on any of my PCs (except at Big Law) all day yesterday; used the Mac exclusively! A first! #mac #windows #
  • #WordPress Nice find!RT @JimMacLeod: WordPress web design trends 2012 http://t.co/ai2u0jfC #
  • Current iPad wall. #cats #ipad http://t.co/Dq7l4m34 #
  • The Unbearable Lightness Of Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie [corrected; thanks, JV!] #
  • RT @pixelitadesigns: One Flew Over The Coochie's Nest. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • Dirty Rotten Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • One Flew Over The Coochie's Nest. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • The Fantastic Lightness Of Coochie. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithCoochie #
  • That old saying "If you love something, set it free"? Ain't working too well for me. :) #
  • Nice! RT @designfeeds: 5 Simple and Practical CSS List Styles You Can Copy and Paste http://t.co/msgAQ7PT #
  • Fresh lemonade and my mother's vintage cut glass reamer and pitcher. http://t.co/HNVkhYcK #
  • How gullible can you be? RT @LaughingSquid: Fake TV Reporter Prank http://t.co/PTiyBqDA #
  • A Supreme Court case worth watching, if you want to sell your used items. http://t.co/XKtyM1ij #
  • Walk softly and carry (5 must have apps on) a big USB stick: http://t.co/FXZF0QVR [link correction] #
  • Walk softly and carry (5 must have apps on) a big USB stick. http://t.co/bL9zdX0r #
  • LOL! RT @burek: Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane? ? Terry Pratchett #
  • A freak, then. RT @burek: You are who you are when nobody's watching. ? Stephen Fry #
  • I love a broken toy. #
  • Yeah you are. And I know it. :) RT @burek: “Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.” ? Charles Bukowski #
  • I hope this makes you smile, @burek ~ Widescreen desktop wall, a cute piggy! http://t.co/GEVK9yY2 #
  • "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." ~ Winston Churchill #quotes #dogs #cats #pigs #
  • Comcast is a bit slow today. Usually DL speed is around 11-13 Mbps. http://t.co/1Qz0n1EY #
  • “I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.” ~ Charles Bukowski #quotes #love #
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and they put you in a cab. ~~ Faye King #quotes #
  • Profanity: The universal programming language. ~ Anon. #
  • No, but I would pay $12 to turn myself in to Nicolas Cage! RT @mashable http://t.co/HU2xUrh9 via @psfk #
  • "How long should you try? Until…" ~ Jim Rohn #quotes #
  • Overdose on WP! RT @vlad_perun: #WordPress #Newsletter Nr. 58 http://t.co/Y4ZNwKFw #wordpresstipps #
  • #mac #apple RT @JimMacLeod: Is It Better to Shut Down, Sleep, or Leave a Mac Turned On When Not Being Used? http://t.co/4fS5YUuU #
  • Too cute! RT @1389: Denis the Klepto Kitty from England http://t.co/E1ibyNuD via @lovemeowdotcom #
  • I hear thunder in the distance. So much for "30%". #
  • From a hero of mine: "I don't need fairy dust, I need things to get better. When I want an illusion, I'll drink." Bukowski would be proud. #
  • Subsidize clean energy & green jobs, not fossil fuels & climate change. #EndFossilFuelSubsidies RT this and join the Twitter Storm! #DT @WWF #
  • Oldie but goodie! RT @jophillips: 6 Tips for Effectively Dealing with Client Demands http://t.co/g495G48W #
  • But what when it takes your breath away? RT @burek: Love is like breathing, you take it in and let it out. ? Wally Lamb #
  • Hope "Amen!" isn't on the list! Amen! RT @HoustonPress: Jeggings and 7 Other Phrases That Need To Go http://t.co/WSGndfql #
  • I am very sad today; don't expect much out of me. #mood #Monday #
  • Video: http://t.co/SKnjLrpe #
  • Video: http://t.co/enxmO1Nz #
  • FM 1960 @ Kenwick blocked, Beltway 8 South blocked, b/c people can't drive from point A to point B without smashing into each other. #
  • We take something away from each friendship [that lets us] be a better friend and make better choices in the future. ~ Irene Levine #
  • $ may go to charity but it won't help FB stock any. RT @EnvironTechs: Facebook to pay $10 million in user lawsuit http://t.co/zqu7K4Gw #
  • Tweetdeck or Hootsuite? And why? #
  • I suffer from TMT. (Too much technology!) #
  • TLDs that never were. [Humor] http://t.co/clegivZr #